Monday, March 8, 2010

Odd/Weird & dumb baby names...

A good friend of mine just had a baby and now all of her children and the men in her husbands family are named after men from the bible. Well that seems normal enough to me. What's not so normal is a facebook group I was recently invited to join named "My sister said if I get one million fans she will name her baby Magatron". I joined (of course) but I'm secretly hoping she won't make her own sister name her baby that. The suffering and mockery that kid is sure to endure brings a tear to my eye.
That facebook group has me thinking how celebrities name their babies the most unusual names. It's as if they don't think about the future. Or they think too much. They don't want anyone to forget the names and who's spawn they are. Here's a list of some of the most unusual celebrity babies names and the loving parents.

Aanisah: Macy Gray and Tracy Hinds (also: Tahmel, Cassius)
Alabama Gypsy Rose: Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings
Alcamy: Lance and Mary Jane Henriksen
Anais: Noel Gallagher and Meg Matthews
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow (also: Moses)
Aquinnah: Michael J. Fox and Tracy Pollan (also: Schuyler, Sam, Esme)
Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also: Oriole Nebula)
Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson
Banjo: Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor
Barron: Donald Trump and Melania Knauss
Blue Angel: The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi
Bogart Che Peyote: David "Puck" Rainey and Betty Rainey (also: Rocco Kokopelli)
Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also: Romeo, Cruz)
Bronx Mowgli: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
Buster: Johnny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks 
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also: Sonora Rose, Dashiell)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Cannon: Larry and Shawn King
Caspar: Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughn
Chastity: Cher and Sonny Bono (also: Elijah Blue -- Cher and Greg Allman)
Coco Riley: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette
Dandelion: Keith Richards and Anita Pallenberg
Denim Cole:
Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also: Diezel Ky)
Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Diva Muffin: Frank and Gail Zappa (also: Dweezil, Ahmet and Moon Unit)
Ever Gabo: Milla Jovovich and Paul Anderson
Everly Bear: Anthony Kiedis and Heather Christie
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also: Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie, Little Pixie)
Free: Barbara Hershey and David Carradine
Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise
Goldie Priya: Ione Skye and Ben Lee
Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino
Harlow Winter Kate: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden (also: Sparrow)
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also: God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates
Hermes: Kelly Rutherford and Daniel Giersch
Holden: Mira Sorvino and Chris Backus
Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Hud: John Cougar Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin (also: Spec Wildhorse)
Ikhyd: M.I.A. and Benjamin Brewer
Indiana: Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix (also: Atticus)
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Jaz Elle: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi
Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer and Gabrielle Salter
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza
Jeronimo: Diego Luna and Camila Sodi
Journey: Jenna Jameson and Tito ORtiz
Kafka: Tommy Lee Jones
Kal-el: Nicholas Cage and Alice Kim
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit
London Emilio: Slash and Perla Ferrar
Lyric: Robby Benson and Karla DeVito (also: Zephyr)
Maddox: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (also: Zahara, Pax, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne)
Marquise: 50 Cent and Shaniqua Tompkins
Mars Merkaba: Erykah Badu and Jay Electronica
Memphis Eve: Bono
Moses Amadeus: Mia Farrow (also: Satchel and Lark Song)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn and Emily Jillette (also: Zolten)
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha: Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa
Ocean: Forest and Keisha Whitaker (also: Sonnet, True, Autumn)
Phinnaeus: Julia Roberts and Daniel Moder (also: Hazel)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Pirate: Jonathan and Deven Davis (also: Zeppelin)
Poet Sienna Rose: Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
Poppy Honey: Jamie Oliver and Jools Oliver (also: Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow)
Prince Michael II/Blanket: Michael Jackson (also: Prince Michael I, Paris Michael)
Puma: Erykah Badu and Tracy Curry (The D.O.C.)
Reignbeau: Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed (also: Freedom)
Rocco: Madonna and Guy Richie
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez and Elizabeth Avellan (also: Racer, Rebel, Rogue, Rhiannon)
Rowan: Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy (also: Grier)
Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor (also: Tiger Lily, Lola Daisy)
Ryder: Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson
Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also: Amber Rose, Tallulah Pine)
Sailor Lee: Christie Brinkley, Peter Cook
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also: Seargeoh)
Satyana: Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof
Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee
Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu
Snow: Robin Gibb and Claire Yang
Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Steveanna: Randy and Eliza Jackson
Story Elias: Jenna and Bodhi Elfman
Sunday Rose: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Tabooger: Dan Cortese and Dee Dee Hemby
Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also: Scout, Rumer)
Thyme: Isaiah and Jenisa Marie Washington
Tripp: Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston
Tu: Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayer
Yamma: James Brown and Deidre Jenkins
Zen: Corey and Susie Feldman
Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell
Zowie: David Bowie and Angela Bowie
Zuma: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale (also: Kingston)

What about the celebrity parents themselves? 
Many have chosen to change their given names for a more marketable moniker:
Busta Rhymes: Trevor Tahiem Smith
Eminem: Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Kirk Douglas: Issur Danielovitch Demsky
Queen Latifah: Dana Elaine Owens
Whoopie Goldberg: Caryn Johnson
Demi Moore: Demetria Guynes

While a lot of names come from food or places the following are just weird or odd...
But they do exist

Animals
Bear
Bluebird
Coyote
Dingo
Jaguar
Raven
Stork
Tiger

Flowers
Calla Lily
Caspia
Freesia
Gladiolus
Lillium
Nigella
Oleander
Orchid
Peony
Poppy
Sunflower
Tulip
Wolfsbane
Zinna

Food
Alfredo
Bean
Brownie
Butter/Butters
Candy/Kandy
Caramel
Chardonnay
Cherry
Chocolate
Jeily/ Jelly
Marmalade
Paprika
Parsley
Pepper
Plum
Rye
Sage
Tangerine
Taffy

Beverages
Absinthe
Amstel
Bijou
Cider
Collins
Corona
Gin
Julep
Martini
Punch
Vino
Samuel Adams
Scotch
Toddy
Miller

Cities
Most found here. Period.
List of cities, towns, and villages in the United States - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
And states, countries, continents, solar systems etc.

Never EVER name your baby after an std or medicine either!

More weird names I've heard about.
Chlorine
Ducky
Eragon
Female
Flowbee
Frodo
Marti'an
Mister
Nada
Nautica
Nike
Patience
Troubles
Tyrannus Rex
Winnie
Yoda

WTF?
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Adolf Hitler Campbell:  The name of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell hit the media late last year when his parents tried to order a cake with his name on it (the store refused).  His sisters also have awful names:  Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.  We don't know what's going to happen to poor Adolf when he gets older, but we can only hope he changes his name as soon as possible.

I'm not saying unique is the way to go. I grew up hating my name because it is so common. I'm thankful my mom didn't name me Apple or Snake, or after food or a town.
Unique is good. Just don't overdo it ;)

Popular baby names by Social Security Online

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